Festivus Wines

Yes, the holiday popularized by Seinfeld is a real holiday! Well, at least it kind of is. For this celebration, booze is very helpful, as you will need some liquid courage for the “Airing of Grievances” after the Feast. A steady buzz will also help when it comes time to wrestle the head of the household to the ground.

2007 Mollydooker “Two Left Feet”
South Australia, Australia – $30

We picked the biggest, baddest, most hardcore wine we could find to stand up to the challenge. The Mollydooker was described by one of our writers as “the wine Darth Vader would drink.” We fully recommend sipping on this bad boy while admiring the Festivus pole .