Portugal > Alentejo
Step One: Cut a hole in a box (for arms, head and spigot).
Step Two: Put your junk in that box... (and by junk we mean, plastic bag of wine, perv!)
Step Three: Decorate cardboard box to look like the picture shown.
Step Four: Go to parties and impress others with your box.
Congratulations, your last minute Halloween costume now doubles as a mobile party! Plus, you're now carrying around 3L (four wine bottles) worth of quality Portuguese wine.
Boxed wine has a bad reputation, but it really shouldn't. Not only is it more environmentally friendly than bottles, it also prevents the wine from touching oxygen, keeping it fresh for up to 30 days.
The 2008 Alandra White is quintessential Portuguese table wine. Made from the Antão Vaz, Perrum and Arinto grapes this wine offers crisp and refreshing flavors of lime and citrus. It's a great everyday wine that you can stick in your fridge and sip throughout the week without fear of it spoiling.
Drink liberally with grilled cheese, Asian noodles, or all that greasy food you'll be eating at 3am Sunday morning.